Intro To Life Lessons
Throughout 2015 and 2016 a strange combination of changes took place in my life. Amidst them, a picture formed in my mind. It was not something I understood, and it was unlike other artistic pictures (or visions) I've had in the past. This led to my spending about two years writing, demoing, and developing these songs, until finally turning them into this double album.
I'm not really sure what I was trying to accomplish or say. I'm as curious about it as I assume my listeners are. The process of bringing these songs about was very instinctual and impulsive. It wasn't exactly in my control. So I can't explain all that the album is. I can merely describe it's features. Life lessons is in two halves. Disc one is called Life Lessons from Blond Girls. It has a pink cover with a blue stripe. Blond Girls is (in my opinion) funny, cheeky, and playful. Disc two is called Life Lessons from Vixens. It has a blue cover with a pink stripe. Vixens is a little more aggressive, more forthright, and more representative of a hardened perspective, compared to Blond Girls. Both albums use themes of religion, sexuality, relationships, and mortality. Both poke fun at the current condition of the dating world, sometimes with the attitude of a scorner and sometimes with the attitude of a competitor. Fundamentally, I think this project expresses a curiosity regarding what relationships look like or feel like in a culture (or sexual economy) that is void of romance and meaning. What binds us? What motivates our companionship? At what level are we joined that is more than physical and less than religious? To quote from Body Like a Christian Girl, "She'd say without Jesus, what makes life worth living for? I'm not sure, Honey, I'm not sure." The "she" in this line describes a reckless ex-stripper who wears a crucifix as an aesthetic choice rather than an expression of a religious identity. A conflict persists throughout the songs. Despite descriptions of thrilling promiscuity, the singer laments, "when I have a son I hope he's not like me." "Don't try to save me." "Call it the sacred hand of Jesus, call it biology, but something in my broken nature doesn't agree with me." In the end, noted in the song Hey, he seems to express some level of peace in concluding, "Life isn't made of dreams, it's just as bad as it seems, a bunch of people building swimming pools in hell. But it makes sense to me, if we've gotta burn, my love, at least we'll have a story worth a tell."
This was a difficult project to complete and I'm grateful for everyone who helped me develop these songs. I'm grateful for the people who were in my life and fueled the pictures in my head. A huge thanks to Joshua Ling, Michael Kinchen, and Daniel Faust for helping my find the personality of some of these songs. Thanks to Johnathan Loos for helping me mix, and to Matt Tuttle for mastering my less than perfect mixes. And to those of you who will listen to it, thank you.
Acknowledgments
Life Lessons was written and recorded by Tyler Nail at Red House Studios, mixed by Tyler Nail and Johnathan Loos, and mastered by Matt Tuttle. Cover photography by Tommy McGlaun. Art work designed by Tyler Nail and Edited by Michelle Vernon. Album note photography by Cory Wood, featuring Lexi Rose. Life Lessons features performances by Joshua Ling (electric guitar), Michael Kinchen (bass), and Daniel Faust (drums).
Life Lessons from Blond Girls
the worst person I ever was
performed by Tyler Nail
Dear paint by number artist, my how you’ve stayed between the lines
Someone call the doctor because I think I've broken my heart
I remember when we met being cool kids in the downtown
I thought to myself, is it suddenly January because this girl is really cool
We fell for each other quick (real fucking quick)
I thought to myself, are you the son of God, because Jesus Christ
I was like a blind man at a brothel – I never saw you coming
But just like a fat kid on a bobsled, it went downhill quick
Real fucking quick – real fucking quick
You were like a simile, because you made me think of other things
You were a metaphor out of out of meta-five
Because you explained things different from reality
You were ironic in an ironic kind of way
You were a soap opera about the Marley family
You were melodrama
If Shakespeare met you, he'd take one look and say
Now that's a tragedy
You’re like the Sistein Chapel
Most of us have never seen the real you, and we’re okay with that
And we're okay with that
Lassie, you classic bitch
Thank you for helping me to grow the garden of me
I’ve reaped a great harvest and all I needed was a bunch of your bullshit
Some say romance is like a river
Or a mountain
Or a coffee
I say romance is like Santa Claus
It doesn’t exist
That’s right, Santa doesn’t exist
Just like the easter bunny or Jesus
They exist as much as Spongebob does, but I digress
Lady
You were the salad bar at my golden corral
Fucking useless
You were the child safe sword in my toy chest
Fucking pointless
You were the white crayon in my box of crayons
White and in the way
I wish I could say I'd hate you forever
But I wont live that long
But jus like my last car ride, I'll take it to my grave
Love always
The worst person I ever was
don't fucking call me baby (#2)
performed by Tyler Nail
Call me Daddy in the sheets
Call me woman when I’m weak
Call me on the phone when you don’t have shit to do
And I’ll make some time for you
Call me someone else’s name
Call me pussy when I’m lame
Call me maybe when you’re hanging with your boy
I can’t care less to tell the truth
But don’t you call me baby
You don’t know me that way
Don’t you call me lovely
This thing isn’t here to stay
I’ll call you good girl when you’re good
I’ll call you bad girl when I should
I’ll call you slut or bitch or whatever you’re into
I’ll say all the things for you
But don’t you call me baby
You don’t know me really
Please don’t call me lovely
It just feels to silly
I’m not sentimental (you mean nothing to me)
And we’re quite ordinary (this is nothing fateful)
I’m not here to love you (I don’t need a woman)
So don’t be here to scare me (don’t get clingy on me)
Things don’t have a reason (Jesus didn’t make us)
We just met over coffee (coffee shops are common)
You don’t really need me (you don’t “need” a boyfriend)
Never say you love me (we’re not high school students)
Don’t you call me baby
I don’t know you that way
Don’t you call me lovely
Please don’t ever call me babe
Please don’t ever call me babe
Please don’t ever call me bae
posh spice
performed by Tyler Nail
You’re so posh, everybody swears you’re a French girl
The way you split it down the middle, little bit of evil, littler Farrell
I swear to gosh, everybody knows where you're coming from
You’re like the girl, from the show, with the guys – yeah, Zoey Chanelle
Shorty likes to run with the big boys
Shorty gets sprung on the cool toys
Shorty likes the carbs and the retro everyday
Girly likes the boys in the corner
Girly likes the spring and the summer
Girly likes to see all the sweet boys running away
You have cool clothes, the all black gear with the beat boots
And you wear it like a Lennon, wear it like you’re winning some kind of game
No one can tell that you’re coming in the bar with the fury
And you’re waiting to attack the second guy that asks “what’s your name?”
Shorty likes the sound of the trap beat
Shorty likes the boys in the big league
Shorty likes the cars and the retro everyday
Girly likes the guys and the good times
Girly’s getting high on the sunshine
Girly likes to see all the cute boys running away
And no one’s telling you a damn thing you don’t know
From the weight of Syria to the evidence for God
And you don’t care about that superficial stuff
You get all your clothes consignment and you can’t stand Amazon
Guys just want sex from you, and that shit isn’t cool
You don’t want ‘relationships,’ you just want someone to fuck with
Shorty likes to run with the big boys
Shorty likes the guns with the big noise
Shorty likes the cactus and karma everyday
Girly likes the boys with the smooth moves
Girly likes the bugs with the tattoos
Girly likes to watch all the nice guys running away
Shorty likes the wine and the dining
Shorty’s getting by on the timing
Shorty likes to walk by the street signs everyday
Girly likes the broken disasters
Girly likes the bodies and the bastards
Girly likes to watch all the cool guys running away
for lent
performed by Tyler Nail
Well I gave up blondes for lent and thank God I did
That stuff was getting in my head
It keeps me up at night, makes me forget wrong and right
And it’s getting pretty heavy on my bed
Dirty blonde, better get the hell away before something gets going on
Dirty blonde, better get the hell away before everything goes wrong
Well I gave up blondes for lent to get a little closer to God
Because there wasn’t nothing holy about those days
Well I was chasing Blondie down every single Friday night
Til I finally saw the evil of my ways
Dirty blonde, better get the hell away before something gets going on
Dirty blonde, better get the hell away before everything goes wrong
Well I gave up blondes for lent, at least on Friday nights
The same way that I’ve done 1,000 times
And if I see a blonde tonight, in the name of Jesus Christ
Well God bless my soul I might just change my mind
Dirty blonde, better get the hell away before something gets going on
Dirty blonde, better get the hell away before everything goes wrong
fuck me (like a guitar)
performed by Tyler Nail, Joshua Ling, Daniel Faust, and Michael Kinchen
Fuck me, you’re the saddest girl I’ve ever seen
Blondie, you’re the genuine martini queen
Please don’t ask me what I’m thinking, you’ll know too soon, you’ll know too soon
I’m wide awake and you’ve been drinking all evening and all afternoon
"Fuck me," said the softest legs I’ve been between
Roughly, baby, treat me like a movie scene
Please don’t ask me what I’m doing, you know too well, you know too well
We both have a lot to prove before we go to hell, we go to hell
Fuck me, I knew you’d wake me up from sleeping in
Lucky me, I should have known you’d want to go again
Please don’t ask me what I’m thinking, there’s nothing for to know about
Please don’t ask me how I’m feeling, there’s nothing there to figure out
Go home little lady, go home little lady
Go home little lady, go home little lady
I’m not going to be your baby
You don’t need to try and persuade me
You’re not going to fucking save me
You’re just going to drive me crazy
Just go home little lady, go home little lady
Just go home little lady, go home little lady
when I have a son
performed by Tyler Nail
When I have a son I hope he’s not like me
And doesn’t feel women like electric wire
I hope he understands when the grass is green
It doesn’t get greener on the other side
When I have a son I hope he’s not like me
He doesn’t chase the girls with the yellow hair
I hope he’s got a little bit of self-control
When Blondie gets down to her underwear
I hope he don’t spend all the cash he makes
Looking for a girl that’ll make mistakes
I hope he wont drive from town to town
Looking for the girls that’ll throw it down
When I have a son I hope he understands
You play with the fire and you get the flames
I hope he’s pretty boring and he wastes his time
I hope he likes cats and video games
When I have a son I hope he’s not like me
He doesn’t get high off the long white socks
I hope he doesn’t pledge allegiance to the swag
Or pull his damn neck trying to get her off
I hope don’t sign on the dotted line
I hope he thinks thrills are a waste of time
I hope he don’t get tweaked on the fun
And in the morning say, “Damn, who have I done?”
When I have a son I hope he’s not like me
Set aside the body and use the brain
But really what’s funny bout the whole damn thing
My daddy used to tell himself the very same
I hope he don’t get knocked on the ground
Or turn into a wolf when the sun goes down
I hope he don’t get strung out on skin
Or lose his damn mind trying to get it in
I hope he don’t drive through the dead of night
Looking for the best time of his life
Hooked on Blondie ain’t the way to be
When I have a son I hope he’s not like me
Hooked on Blondie ain’t the way to be
When I have a son I hope he’s not like me
throw it on him
performed by Tyler Nail
Your mans a million miles away, he barely hears a word you say
You cry yourself to sleep, and try your best to keep yourself together through the day
Your broken heart won’t break him down, you still can’t make him come around
But there’s one good way to fix a broken love like this and make a home out of a house
Throw it on him like you’re going to hell
Throw it on him like a wishing well
Throw it on him like a carousel sometime
Throw it on him like it’s out of style
Throw it on him like you’re going wild
Throw it on him like you’re going to hell sometime
You've tried to build another fire, to turn the dark into desire
When you’ve tried it all, and your backs against the wall, there’s one solution worth your while
Throw it on him like you’re going to hell
Throw it on him like a wishing well
Throw it on him like a carousel sometime
Throw it on him like it’s out of style
Throw it on him like you’re going wild
Throw it on him like you’re going to hell sometime
It’s not that hard to work with what your mama gave you
It might sound easy but it’s likely going to save you
When you have him by the fault line of his genes/jeans
You can turn him into anything you need
Throw it on him like you’re going to hell
Throw it on him like a wishing well
Throw it on him like a carousel sometime
Throw it on him like it’s out of style
Throw it on him like you’re going wild
Throw it on him like you’re going to hell sometime
You got to get a little love somewhere
You got to get a little love somewhere
You don’t have to be a symphony
You don’t have to be a fantasy
You don’t have to wear a wedding ring
You don’t have to wear anything
He just needs a little company
A little bit of what’d you do to me
You got to get a little love somewhere
You got to get a little love somewhere
TLiC
performed by Tyler Nail, Joshua Ling, Daniel Faust, and Michael Kinchen
(original spoken lyrics were cut from recording)
I’ve got tinder love, and I’ve got insta care
I’ve got everything I need from a girl with yellow hair
I’ve got tinder lover, and I’ve got insta care
And when the world is going wrong, I always know that she’ll be there
I knew you were a right one for me
I’m so glad you didn’t left me baby
You always show me how you see me
I double tap that cuz I love it baby
Shake it up, shake it up, all through the night
I keep you right by my bedside
Put the cell phone on silent
I’ll love you again in the morning
I’ve got tinder love, and I’ve got insta care
I’ve got everything I need from a girl with yellow hair
I’ve got tinder lover, and I’ve got insta care
And when the world is going wrong, I always know that she’ll be there
You follow me where I am going
On every platform that you’re into baby
Your life is like a vintage poster
And your aesthetic drives me fucking crazy
Shake it up, shake it up, all through the night
I keep you right by my bedside
Put the cell phone on silent
I’ll need you again in the morning
I’ve got tinder love, and I’ve got insta care
I’ve got everything I need from a girl with yellow hair
I’ve got tinder lover, and I’ve got insta care
And when the world is going wrong, I always know that she’ll be there
And we make love at the snapchat of a finger
The bodies mine for seven seconds, maybe longer
And I’m confident you’ll never leave my screen
Cuz it takes too long to block someone on seven different things
I’ve got tinder love, and I’ve got insta care
I’ve got everything I need from a girl with yellow hair
I’ve got tinder lover, and I’ve got insta care
And when the world is going wrong, I always know that she’ll be there
(This is for all the girls that swiped left, you know who you are
Sometimes you have to take a chance and see what love can do
I know there’s a lot of catfish in the sea, guys are weird in all new ways
And what's right for me may be left for you
But take a step in the right direction, make a right kind of connection
There’s not much me and Bill O’rielly agree on, but we both know what side of the isle to be on
It’s hard to be at the right place at the right time of day
Sometimes your Mr. Right seems a million swipes away
Sometimes all you have is left is lefts at the end of the night
But if swiping right is wrong, I don’t want to be right)
We;; I’ve got tinder love, and I’ve got insta care
I’ve got everything I need from a girl with yellow hair
I’ve got tinder lover, and I’ve got insta care
And when the world is going wrong, I always know that she’ll be there
self portrait - first draft
performed by Tyler Nail
Maybe there aint nothing better, at all, at all
Maybe you’re as pretty as you’re gonna be
And maybe you’re a finished picture, on the wall, on the wall
Maybe what they get is what they see
Maybe there aint nothing special, at all, at all
Maybe everything is good enough
And maybe it’s all pretty pointless, after all, after all
Maybe it's better to not give a fuck
But before the end of time, what if there’s another way
If the sun weren’t in your eyes, could you see the light of day
Maybe I weren’t meant to see you, at all, at all
Maybe you were made for some other eyes
And maybe you’re supposed to be you, that’s all, that’s all
Not somebody you don't recognize
And maybe there’s no silver lining, at all, at all
Maybe there’s no good news for anyone
Maybe we’re all in a season, spring summer into fall
One more season come and we’ll be done
We could take it as it comes, drop the leaves and brace the cold
Or we could take it in our hands, and paint the leaves in red and gold
Maybe mirrors aren’t that fragile, at all, at all
Maybe we make them out of everything
And maybe the picture ain’t the painting, at all, at all
Maybe it’s the hand what was used to paint the thing
But maybe you really can’t be better, at all, at all
Maybe you’re good enough the way you are
Maybe you’re the final version, that’s all, that’s all
Maybe it's good enough to get this far
You might want to settle in, you might want to stay the same
But if I’m telling you the truth, you’d be better if you changed
Come on
You don’t have to be the devil, you don’t have to be unique
You don’t have to be the lion, you don’t have to be the sheep
You don’t have to be the portrait, you don’t have to be the frame
You don’t have to be your lover, you don’t have to be your name
You don’t have to be confetti, you don’t have to be the gold
You don’t have to be the winter, and you don’t have to be the cold
You don’t have to be the yellow, you don’t have to be the green
You don’t have to be the color you don’t want to have to be
Hey I’m red, look at me, I can be your poison fruit
I can be your Steely Dan, I can be your space in the middle
If you’d change for me, if you’d change for me
Come on and change for me, come on and change for me
If you’d change for me, if you’d change for me
Come on and change for me, come on and change for me
Come on
she don't love you
performed by Tyler Nail, Joshua Ling, Daniel Faust, and Michael Kinchen
Take her somewhere that she’s never been before
And be on her side when her and her friends are at war
And make her feel like every word that she says is brand damn new
Don’t ever tell her if you disagree
Let her be mean as she wants to be all the time
You’re not entitled to say anything, so don’t try
And don’t ever question her outrageous claims about fate and God
You just nod your head and say okay
If you love her, don’t let her know
And if you need her, don’t let it show
She’s a poison in your daddy’s wine
She don’t love you
Let her believe the look of her place is unique
And not just the same as everyone’s place on her street
She’ll call you a cab at the end of the night to take you home
Don’t ever tell her you wish you could stay
If you love her, don’t let her know
And if you need her, don’t let it show
She’s a dagger in your mama’s sleeve
She don’t love you, she don’t love you
Act like she's smarter than everyone else all the time
And she has the best, most excellent taste in cheap wines
She’s dying inside while her feminine pride screams yes you can
You just smile and act impressed
If you love her, don’t let her know
And if you need her, don’t let it show
She’s the devil dressed up in white
She don’t love you, she don’t love you
She don’t love you
Life Lessons from Vixens
what are we doing
performed by Tyler Nail, Joshua Ling, Daniel Faust, and Michael Kinchen
What are you waiting for girl
I told you before that the party was almost over
You came anyway with a chip sitting on your shoulder
If there’s something to say will you say it before the stoners
Start preaching again
What are you doing here, what are you doing here, what are you doing here
What are we waiting for girl
I just drew a line that’s whiter than Colorado
In the shape of an ace of spades and I did it for you
Don’t stop if you still feel your face by the time it’s over
I can’t feel anything
What are we doing here, what are we doing here, what are we doing here
What are you worried for girls
My arms are as wide as the mouth of an open door girls
If I had a name it would be in the shape of a woman
I don’t give a damn what you came here to say I warned you
I’d end up insane
What am I doing here, what am I doing here, what am I doing here
What are we waiting for girl
My eyes are as wide as the shoreline of California
The boys with the guns got a glance and they’re coming over
If you can’t think of something to say I’ll say it for you
Don’t say anything
What are we doing here, what are we doing here, what are we doing here
If I had a name it would be in the shape of dust
If I had a face it would be in the shade of lust
If I had a bed it would be the shape of us
What are we doing here
heavens where the girls are
performed by Tyler Nail, Joshua Ling, Daniel Faust, and Michael Kinchen
Heavens where the girls are on a Friday night
Touching everybody in the neon light
They’re probably the wrong ones, but they look just right
Heavens where the girls are on a Friday night
Heavens where the girls are in a summer dress
Reflections in the window of their Sundays best
If Jesus was around boys, I bet he’d be impressed
Heavens where the girls are in a summer dress
Heavens where the girls are that got hell to pay
Cigarettes and limbo every Saturday
They like the marijuana and ace of spades
Heavens where the girls are the got hell to pay
a certain talent
performed by Tyler Nail, Joshua Ling, Daniel Faust, and Michael Kinchen
Mama always told me not to touch a girl before I’m married and in love
Monogamy and chivalry are clearly where it at
Mama told me not to holds their hand, always be the perfect gentleman
But I’m not really sure there’s even such a thing as that
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it feels when I get lonely
Something bout the way
Something bout the way she doesn’t need to own me
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it feels to stay up all night
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it feels like it’s alright
The way it feels like it’s all right
Someone said that Paul said Jesus said not to let a bad girl in your bed
Try to get the ones that never really get around
You might say I’m headed straight for hell, but looking at the woman at the well
Jesus liked to party with the girls that throw it down
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it feels to be imbalanced
It’s too hard not to say
Something bout a woman with a certain talent
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it feels when she’s the devil
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it feels that can’t be evil
The way it feels that can’t be evil
I can’t find a way to vilify the evil that she does to me at night
Something tells me it’s not really all that black and white
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it feels when I get sober
Something bout the way it feels
When the sun is rising and the parties over
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it looks when someone’s crying
Something bout the way
Something bout the way it feels to know I’m dying
The way it feels to know I’m dying
The way it feels to know I’m dying
There's something bout the way it feels
angels raising hell
performed by Tyler Nail, Joshua Ling, Daniel Faust, and Michael Kinchen
Put me in a black car, drive me to the end of earth
I’ll drink a fifth of silver and smoke as much as my net worth
Baby’s got a corset, Daddy’s got a bridge to burn
So tie me to the bedside and show me everything you’ve learned
Do it in the morning, wake me with some time to kill
Move it like a dancer, girly give it all you will
Baby’s got a good time, Daddy’s got a bet to lose
So show me what your bad side looks like wearing high-heeled shoes
Baby get crazy on the wrong side of the bed
Don’t try to save me, but keep buttering my bread
Take your clothes off, everything but the garter belt
You feel like heaven, we look like angels raising hell
Put me in a clean suit, take me to the shit show
When you’re ready for a good time take me to the back row
Baby’s got a big mouth, Daddy’s got a forked tongue
You’re doing everything right, giving while the getting’s young
Baby get crazy on the wrong side of the bed
Don’t try to save me, but keep buttering my bread
Take your clothes off, everything but the garter belt
You feel like heaven, we look like angels raising hell
Talk it like a sailor, say it like a lady
But be careful what you wish for, girl I’m fucking crazy
Baby’s got a craving, Daddy’s got nowhere to be
You better look me in the eyes if you’re trying to put it on me
Baby get crazy on the wrong side of the bed
Don’t try to save me, but keep buttering my bread
Take your clothes off, everything but the garter belt
You feel like heaven, we look like angels raising hell
Don’t try to save me, Don’t try to save me
Don’t try to save me, we look like angels raising hell
Don’t try to save me, we look like angels raising hell
body like a christian girl
performed by Tyler Nail
She had a body like a Christian girl, had a swag that could probly walk on water
She had a mouth as deep as oil and a strange disposition around her father
She had a taste for the dominance, I got cum on her dress in the back of a Honda
She had a talent like Marilyn Monroe and a face like a young Jane Fonda
She worked at the strip club, took advantage of the thirsty men
Until she came home late one night with bruises underneath her chin
She liked to change in front of me, said she liked the way I like to watch
She couldn't keep a skirt on, said she likes to show off what she's got
She used to say she loved me
I'd say no you fucking don't
She used to say she'd keep me
I'd say no you fucking won't
She said without Jesus
What makes life worth living for
I'm not sure
Honey, I'm not sure
She used to say she loved me wearing nothing but my winter coat
Love was decoration like the crucifix around her throat
She said I looked like Jesus, asked me where the hell the wine was at
She'd say "happy birthday" on Christmas and on Easter day "I'm glad you're back"
Every question answered with and eye roll and a fast retort
Every question answered with either money, sex, or life is short
She liked to take her clothes off, she took pride in cutesy underwear
She didn't want to go home when her roommates friends where over there
She used to say she loved me
I'd say no you fucking don't
She used to say she'd keep me
I'd say no you fucking won't
She said without Jesus
What makes life worth living for
I'm not sure
Honey, I'm not sure
She liked to keep the lights on, said she wanted me to see her move
She liked the way I ran my mouth and got off to her bad tattoos
She'd drink a little too much and start trying to track down her car keys
I'd take her to the bedroom and tell her not to go and die on me
She used to say she loved me
I'd say no you fucking don't
She used to say she'd keep me
I'd say no you fucking won't
She said without Jesus
What makes life worth living for
I'm not sure
Honey, I'm not sure
Honey, I'm not sure
1 of 5 mistakes
performed by Tyler Nail
Don’t let me get excited baby
I’ve got a lot to lose
No reason I should fight it baby
Put on your dancing shoes
Go party the other talent
I need to get some sleep
There’s not a secret in this city
For anyone to keep
And it’s all right
It’s your life
It’s all right
For the night
You’re somebody else’s thrill
You're taking somebody else’s pills
You're doing somebody else’s will
You’ve got your smiles and your shelters
You got your things to do
The silver lining and the dining
It’s like a dream come true
Your every man has his own talent
You like to do it all
One for the mouth, one for the money
One for the baby doll
And it’s all right
It’s your life
It’s all right
For the night
You’re somebody else’s scream
You're being somebody else’s dream
You're doing somebody else’s thing
I’m not the type to meet your parents
During your Christmas break
I’m just a guy you’ll tell your next man
Was 1 or 5 mistakes
So go and see the other boys now
I’ve got some things to do
Don't let me get it twisted baby
I’ve got a lot to lose
And it’s all right
It’s your life
It’s all right
For the night
You’re using somebody else’s name
You’re playing somebody else’s game
Somebody’s asking you if you came
And it's different but it’s the same
Call it the sacred hand of Jesus
Call it biology
There's something in my broken nature
That doesn’t agree with me
And somewhere in my clearest secrets
There lives an ancient man
The territory and the alpha
I hope you understand
white girl
performed by Tyler Nail
She’s a white girl but she loves Future
If you’re fucking with the L I’m trying to fuck with you
She likes a man with an ego, tell me how you feel about fucking with your friend though
She’s a white girl but she loves Future
If you’re fucking with the L I’m trying to fuck with you
She likes feeling like a bad bitch, get her to the house, put the money where the mouth is
She likes the culture and the comedy
She likes the drugs, not the felony
Never put shoes on the car though
Riding in a Honda, bumping like a lambo
Put the pills on the table
Shorty get bad if you’re able
I wana see you get twisted
Take it to the back, feel the kid like you missed it
Ill be cheating on her sister with her other sister
I might want her to come over but I never miss her
I don’t hit the town like the clowns do
Got a lot of money but I take her through the drive through
I might fuck around with the single life
I might fuck around til I get a wife
I might fuck around with monogamy
Get a lot of money, hit your main bitch with a wedding ring
She’s a white girl but she loves Future
If you’re fucking with the L I’m trying to fuck with you
She likes a man with an ego, tell me how you feel about fucking with your friend though
She’s a white girl but she loves Future
If you’re fucking with the L I’m trying to fuck with you
She likes feeling like a bad bitch, get her to the house, put the money where the mouth is
Shorty likes the sound of the trap beat
Shorty likes the dopes with the street heat
Spend a lot of money on a wristwatch
Take her to the side, let her know what the shit cost
Shorty wants a goldie and a cigarette
Wants to get high like she’s in a jet
Shorty voted right for the president
Got a lot of bias that she’s trying hard to circumvent
The family told the kid the Xanny got him fucking up
The Xanny told the fam the kid don’t really give a fuck
I take pills like it’s protein
Popping at the party all night if the shits clean
Her mama never made her go to church
She’s getting on her knees and doing work
She understands the missionary’s position
She knows how it goes, talks to God like he’s listening
She’s a white girl but she loves Future
If you’re fucking with the L I’m trying to fuck with you
She likes a man with an ego, tell me how you feel about fucking with your friend though
She’s a white girl but she loves Future
If you’re fucking with the L I’m trying to fuck with you
She likes feeling like a bad bitch, get her to the house, put the money where the mouth is
I don’t really have a lot to lose
I can take you home, see what you can do
I don’t really have a lot to prove
But if you’re confused, that could be amusing
She feels the tension when she’s in the club
She feels conviction when she’s showing love
She says the N word in private
She feels bad about it but she still don’t fight it
She likes the swag and the fashion
She likes the shit but she’s laughing
She likes the cars and photography
Doesn’t see color but she likes the ethnography
She likes some weed in the bedroom
She like a car with some headroom
She’s got a lot issues with nice guys, rather have a baller getting by in the thug life
Shorty likes to to rap when she’s drinking
Shorty leave it to the pros and the weekend
She likes feeling like a savage but push come to shove bitch blows below average
She’s a white girl but she loves Future
If you’re fucking with the L I’m trying to fuck with you
She likes a man with an ego, tell me how you feel about fucking with your friend though
She’s a white girl but she loves Future
If you’re fucking with the L I’m trying to fuck with you
She likes feeling like a bad bitch, get her to the house, put the money where the mouth is
end of earth
performed by Tyler Nail and Joshua Ling
We were searching for the end of earth
So we could keep it our little secret
And love, we were born to die
Wrapped up in cotton, gone and forgotten
And the world was to marry me
Lying on her knees
Crying stay in me
And we saw from the shooting stars
Our road to freedom, hell we don’t need ‘em
And love was a ball and chain
The world was breaking, and we were escaping
But the world had those wounded eyes
And that devil smile
And those bleeding knees
Crying stay with me
Stay with me
Stay with me
We made it to the end of earth
We lost each other, maybe forever
And time is a living thing
And we nearly made it, I won’t regret it
You never told me
No you never told me
I was the only
I was the only
You never told me
self portrait - masterpiece
performed by Tyler Nail
When the race is run, and it comes undone
To every love I knew, I’ll remember you
A face in a crowd, a bell ringing loud
When we did the crime, and wouldn’t do the time
For what it’s worth, for what we were
You're a pillowcase, you're a dumb mistake
You're a broken heart, an actress playing parts
You're a dirty mouth, you're my luck run out
You're the sweet release, you're a masterpiece
I was all fucked up, I was losing touch
I had a birthday wish, and too much shit to fix
I didn't mean to be a snake, to love for someone’s sake
I didn't want to lose my eyes, I just didn't want to die
So much for that
But I'm a real man's man, I'm a wedding band
I'm an endless fight, I'm a drunken night
I'm a calloused wish, I'm a violent kiss
I'm biology, a fucking masterpiece
In my other life, I thought love was time
Whoever lasted long was thought to be sincere and strong
Whoever gave me most was the one I chose
Whoever called me home and left me less alone
But I've come see a better kind of man to be
Now I don't cave in, I got a stiffer lip and thicker skin
But for the lives we lived and for the wrong we did
I'm glad the song got sang, I went out with a bang
We were caught on fire, we were copper wire
We were every night, do it til you do it right
We were Sinatra blue, we were Mulon Rouge
We were dirty sheets, a fucking masterpiece
hey
performed by Tyler Nail
Hey
We’re gonna die someday
And there’s not a lot to say
To make that shit seem any more for real
But if I’m gonna die someday
And give all my time away
There’s a couple things I need while I’m still here
A beautiful girl to know, who lets me feel miserable
Whose body makes me lie awake at night
Someone who seldom speaks without some profanity
And doesn’t think in shades of black and white
Is that so much to ask
And hey
You’ve got such a perfect way
Of salvaging my sanity
And keeping me from eating my own tail
And I’ve got some poetry
And average distain for "the man"
And a penny you can throw into the well
And life isn’t made of dreams, it’s just as bad as it seems
A bunch of people building swimming pools in hell
But it makes sense to me, if we’ve gotta burn, my love
At least we’ll have a story worth a tell
Does that make sense to you
And with all of your fire
And with all of my wine
We can send it up in flames, my girl
And have ourselves a real hell of a time
Hey
Lets get on an airplane
Get ourselves two coach tickets for Hollywood
And let’s just go
And we’ll hit it big someday
Buy our folks a couple houses, get 'em living good
Or hey
Let’s get on a one-way train
Find ourselves a little cabin somewhere west of here
And bid farewell
To all of the music clubs and all of the theaters
And the people who aren’t into who we are
We’ll live off of bread and wine
Make movies and write novels
I’ll sell knives at the local hardware store
We’ll live like retired stars
Grow some flowers and a garden, and sleep better than we ever have before
Does that sound good to you
Conclusion
Life Lessons isn't an essay. It's a bunch of questions, conflicts, and pictures delivered through sounds. It's two (or more) oppositional forces against one another that I so far can't articulate more clearly than I have through the songs.
Whatever the album is to you, I hope you have fun with it.
